turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

erectobiologist:

WOULD EQUIUS WANT A LOT OF MILK IN HIS COFFEE OR WOULD HE WANT IT STRONG HELP ME THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM

It would probably be a legitimate problem for him too. Can you imagine all the broken mugs, shattered in frustration because he can’t decide?

(Source: nepeta-ampurra)

hella-dandy:

incredibly-interested:

micoovav:

theenglishmoon:

tokyo—house—party:

slumberblues:

rosesareray:

drunkteeth:

havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

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someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back

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having a mutual friend crush

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having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”

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crushes

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getting crushed by trafficimage

epic-vines:

Paranormal activity caught on camera

Vine by: David Lopez

(Source: epic-vines)

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

bobeeni-mutini:

if youve never seen bo burnham

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I STRONGLY

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URGE YOU

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WATCH

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HIS

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STUFF

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This has been a PSA

northgang:

Lily Myers Shrinking Women (X)

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.